There he goes again. My husband to his “boys’ night out.” Or more like, “boys’ long weekend.” While I stay in the kitchen scrubbing pans and changing trash bags and feeding the cat. When he perfectly knows we have the house all to ourselves while the kids are again at their grandma’s for three days… That leaves me on a lonely weekend again. And I miss my husband. I miss having FUN with him! We’ve been married for nearly 20 years now and we’ve racked up pretty good scored in the ACTION department—but there’s still so much passion I feel and so much we could do as a couple. Darn, all this missing-the-fun and loneliness is driving me nuts!

But now I just realized it—I don’t need to be lonely at all. Trevor can have his beer and his laughs and his secret fun, and so will I! I’m a woman and I want to be just as active even in my age. I deserve to be happy too, and appreciated…

Question now is, what kind of fun can a bored housewife do? Or more importantly, with whom? Something exciting, something new… something wild! I wonder if there’s a man out there looking to spend time with a married woman like myself, maybe in a private room… or a pool… or both… I wonder if he has the same needs—and wants—as I…

I am not desperate: I’m simply too adventurous to be kept as just a plain housewife. I can’t just keep washing dishes when I could be soaping and massaging one’s back instead… Like they say, even at past 40, girls still just wanna have fun! And maybe Trevor will be more excited to just stay in next weekend after I tell him about my… hot side trips. What do you think?